I bought a traditional house in the quaint and artsy seaside town of Ocean Springs, Mississippi, it doesn't even need a makeover, and it's now on the market for $15 million less than Cindy Crawford's!
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| My House |
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| Cindy's House |
My House |
Cindy’s House |
Winner |
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$125 per square
foot!
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$2,861.11 per square foot
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My house!
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5 bedrooms
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4 bedrooms
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My house!
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4 bathrooms
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6 bathrooms
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You got me there,
Cindy.
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Near the Gulf of
Mexico
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Near the Pacific
Ocean
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My house!
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2 acres
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1.5 acres
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My house!
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Regular visits from
the rare and endangered Mississippi Sandhill Crane
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No Mississippi
cranes
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My house!
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Nice neighbors!
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Sean Penn
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My house!
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Butler’s pantry
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No mention of
butler’s pantry.
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My house!
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You may encounter
the majestic American alligator.
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You may encounter
tiny dogs in overpriced handbags.
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My house!
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But it’s okay, just
shoot it if it comes too close before animal control gets here.
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People in Malibu
don’t have guns to shoot the tiny dogs, and what’s worse, their owners don’t
think the tiny dogs smell bad. They do.
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Alligators
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But what if you need to live in California, you ask? Don't worry, it's a totally manageable commute! With the $15,000,000 you save, you can buy 30,000 500-dollar plane tickets.
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