My House vs. Cindy Crawford's House.

Cindy Crawford bought a ranch house in Malibu, gave it a bit of a makeover, and it's now on the market for $15,450,000. 

I bought a traditional house in the quaint and artsy seaside town of Ocean Springs, Mississippi, it doesn't even need a makeover, and it's now on the market for $15 million less than Cindy Crawford's!

My House

Cindy's House

My House	Cindy’s House	Winner
$125 per square foot!	$2,861.11 per square foot	My house!
5 bedrooms	4 bedrooms	My house!
4 bathrooms	6 bathrooms	You got me there, Cindy.
Near the Gulf of Mexico	Near the Pacific Ocean	My house!
2 acres	1.5 acres	My house!
Regular visits from the rare and endangered Mississippi Sandhill Crane	No Mississippi cranes	My house!
Nice neighbors!	Sean Penn	My house!
Butler’s pantry	No mention of butler’s pantry.	My house!
You may encounter the majestic American alligator.	You may encounter tiny dogs in overpriced handbags.	My house!
But it’s okay, just shoot it if it comes too close before animal control gets here.	People in Malibu don’t have guns to shoot the tiny dogs, and what’s worse, their owners don’t think the tiny dogs smell bad. They do.	Alligators

But what if you need to live in California, you ask? Don't worry, it's a totally manageable commute! With the $15,000,000 you save, you can buy 30,000 500-dollar plane tickets. 

Is the Best House Ever for sale?

I would never resort to cheap internet gimmicks to sell my house.

But what if I told you it came with unlimited baskets of kittens and a unicorn docking station?

Can we be done with skinny jeans already?

I just bought these jeans. They are flattering! They are cute! They are comfortable!

They are NOT skinny.

Join me!!

Gap 1969 Perfect Boot Jeans

Seriously, folks. I have to tell you. The ones of you who are not 5'10-yet-size-2 (i.e. myself and everyone I know): your skinny jeans? They're not so flattering. They look weird with shoes. And the worst offense: they have trickled into menswear. THAT is a nightmare.

I don't think we should all be purchasing big old Woodstock wide-flare bell bottoms. Just something that's a bit more universally flattering. You WANT to look like this?

www.gofugyourself.com

Do you?

DO YOU??

Look. If you want to resemble a Weeble, keep drinking the retail Kool-Aid that has you convinced that you look cuter than the Biebs here. Keep some semi-skinny jeans for tucking into tall boots in the wintertime, I'm cool with that. But remember how long it took you to jump on the skinny jean bandwagon in the first place? There's a reason for that.

How to fix a too-tight dance costume!

We're nearing the end of recital season, but I came across this photo from last year and wanted to share this tip which may still help out some little dancers!

One of the biggest gripes of parents of dancers is costumes. You have to order them a long time in advance, you have no idea what you're getting, you're paying a lot of money, and you don't know what the quality or fit will be like.

This super cute little preschool costume was WAY too short for my tall kid. It was not simply uncomfortable, it was painful for her to wear--and she could barely get it on in the first place!

 The dance teacher asked if I could just cut the crotch and insert a piece of fabric. That would be a bad fix, because then you'd be working with a tricky elasticized area AND you'd be making the leg holes too big besides. You can lengthen a dance costume in a much more effective way, provided there's an area of torso that will be concealed by the skirt or tutu.

Take a peek underneath. I sliced the leotard horizontally. Then I cut a strip of lycra fabric (ask for "swimwear"fabrics at the fabric store--they're very pricy but you only need a tiny bit) to insert.

I wanted to add 2 1/2" to the length (it was THAT short) so I cut my fabric strip 3" wide to allow for a 1/4" seam allowance. Length for your strip, of course, is going to be twice the width of the leotard plus 1/2" if you use a 1/4" seam allowance to make it a continuous loop. Then all you have to do is sew the pieces back together. I have a serger, which is what you really need for sewing with lycra. But since this is a one-time-wear costume and the fix is going to be totally concealed, why not try it on a regular sewing machine? Try a zigzag stitch so it'll stretch just a bit--it won't lie flat but that's okay because you'll never see it.

Voila! A MUCH more comfortable costume. 

Different costume, same story:

Happy little dancer. 

Quickie embellished tee!

I always feel like something's missing when my girls put on a plain t-shirt. There may come a time when they don't want to dress in sparkles from head to toe, so I feel like I need to carpe diem when it comes to sequins and bows.

The t-shirt was $1.50 on the Target clearance rack. At that price I can afford to trash it if I accidentally destroy the shirt in the embellishment process.

Quick and easy embellished tee!

To sew on the sequins, you can pin the string down in a random pattern like I did, or try to make a certain shape or even a letter or word. Set a wide zig-zag stitch and just sew down the whole length. Try not to stretch the shirt out of shape when you're going horizontally!

I like to stick these bows on everything. Make your bow and manipulate it so that the right side faces up on every part of the bow. Turn the raw ends under 1/4" and pin the whole thing, squashed flat, to the shirt. Use a regular straight stitch and sew down all the edges, making sure to sew all the way through the knot at some point. This way that bow will always look like that and will never come untied!

Bring all thread ends to the inside and tie off. You may need to sew a few stitches over the ends of the sequins to make sure they won't start unraveling. This should take less than an hour. Less than half an hour if you don't have Dr. Phil on in the background. When it's time to launder it, simply turn it inside out and throw it in the washer!

Hermione Doll (Because girls like Harry Potter too)

Plenty of little girls love Harry Potter books...but there aren't many corresponding girl toys. My seven-year-old wanted a Hermione doll, and the only existing ones are either pricey collectibles or ugly action figures. She also wanted it to be similar to an American Girl doll, since that's the type of doll she and her friends like to play with.

I found a very cute 18" doll, only $20 at Target. The brand is "BFC, Ink" and I think they're the cutest imitation-American Girl dolls I've seen. They're hinged and flexible like Barbies, but close in size to American Girl dolls. 

Isn't she cute? To make her cardigan without having to actually knit, I purchased gray socks and made a simple sweater shape. Her blouse is a length of white blanket binding that I had on hand. I used a length of yellow ribbon for the tie--I wrapped 1/8" scarlet colored ribbon (the 50-cents-a roll-kind) around it to make the stripes, pressed it flat, and sewed the whole thing down in a tie shape.

Here's what it looks like from the inside. 

It's a two-fer! A faux shirt/sweater combo, which means it's super easy for the kids to dress and undress the doll. 

Then I made her a black robe lined with with red satin, and a quicky crocheted Gryffindor scarf.

Sorry her hand is turned all at a wonky angle. Must be some sorta freaky wizard trick.

Vintage Pattern, Modern Style: Marlo's Dress

One pattern, two ways:

This is a great pattern, if a little complex. There are lots of pattern pieces and weird facings. It's from 1976, and one of a few Marlo Thomas patterns I've come across. Check out her illustrated toothy grin:

This was one of the first things I made post-Katrina. One box of patterns survived on a high shelf, a few more boxes were back home with my parents. I loved the Chinese lantern print, and added a red topstitch to emphasize the pattern pieces. It's a "silky print," meaning it's not actual silk, of course, but it's a slippery slinky fabric that can be tricky to deal with. It also unravels easily if the raw edges aren't finished or enclosed in a lining, so it's best to use these fabrics only if you have a serger.

When I made the Chinese lantern dress, I bought the fabric before I decided on the pattern. Later on, I wished I had used a contrasting fabric to emphasize the interesting design, as they did on View D on the pattern illustration. So I used this print with an art-deco kinda vibe, and paired it with plain black.

Lately I've been using random contrasting fabric for linings. Quilting cottons are often really pretty but are too stiff for apparel, so they make great facings. I'm the only one that sees it, but it looks so nice on the hanger.